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Rude Sarcastic Shirt - Offensive Snarky Tee - Explicit Telling It Like It Is

Warning: This shirt contains very rude and explicit language! For those with a sarcastic, unfiltered attitude who aren't afraid to be brutally honest and tell it like it is.
The vulgar, sassy top boldly displays an offensive, snarky saying in a distressed font. Wear this crude tee when you're just done with nonsense! Unisex sizing.

HANDMADE

UNISEX High quality and soft, 100% cotton. Sublimation printed (not vinyl) for a durable and vibrant design. Features a Tearaway label for added comfort.

WHEN CAN I GET MY ORDER
1-5 days processing time (may change during the holiday season)

SHIPPING INFORMATION
First Class Shipping takes 2-5 Business Days (Domestic USA)
Delivery delays occasionally occur. We are not responsible for delays caused by the shipping carrier.

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ FULLY!
These shirts are custom-made upon ordering; therefore, we do not accept returns (unless the shirt arrives damaged or defective)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Wash shirts inside out in cold water; do not bleach, do not dry clean, and do not iron directly on the design.

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.